Bob is a omnipotent tarantula worshiped by Bobists.


An tiny tarantula only the size of a dungeness crab leg. He has eyes that stare into your soul at night.


Bob looks something like this.


Bob does whatever he wants. Bob is almighty. Bob eats unbelievers and all flat earthers.


  • The worship of Bob is known as Bobism.
  • Bob eats all unbelievers and likes eating people for no reason whatsoever.
  • Bob likes french fries with a side of ketchup.
  • Bobists often scream out things like "HAIL BOB" "WORSHIP BOB" "BOB EATS INFIDELS", etc for no reason whatsoever.
  • To be a priest of Bobism you have to hug bob 10 times.
  • Bob's favorite color is brown.
  • Bob's favorite song is gangnam style.
  • Also Bob has MLG glasses and airhorns.
  • If he wishes to take a humanoid form, he usually appears as a cluttered mess of objects compressed into the vague shape of a person. When he does, he also dons a top hat, tap dancing shoes, and occasionally a tuxedo-like shirt with 3 buttons.

    Example of Bob in a humanoid form.

    Bob's Glasses
    Bob's Airhorn